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BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD

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BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD
IN "THE DEPOSITORS"

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FERTILITY CLINIC

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Lord we just want
donate "sperms."

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That's how it is.

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Don't come back.

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Cody said it was
a sperm bank,

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but I think it's just a
Italian restaurant or something like that.

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"In vitro!" Yes.

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Damn,

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we have to find
a sperm bank.

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Yes, seriously.

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I got tired of whipping the monkey
as a hobby.

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I want to be professional, you know?

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What do we have here?

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SPRING NATIONAL BANK

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Sp... Sp... Sp...

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A place to spank
to the monkey?

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"Sperm"... Bank!
Sperm bank.

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Oh!

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It must be because of that
that the logo looks like a whistle.

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Oh!

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Well, Beavis, let's go in
to whip the monkey

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and receive money for it.

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Yes.

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SPRING NATIONAL BANK

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Wow.

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"Your mom."

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They are generations that feel
around the campfire

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to tell stories
about your mom.

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Shut up, Butt-Head!

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Look at that, Beavis.

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She is a mother to
that he cares about his son.

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This song is not
It's about your mom.

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Come on, Butt-Head.

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Because if it were
About her, I would say:

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"Your mom went to the store

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to buy the pill
the day after,

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and took drugs
during pregnancy."

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Shut up, Butt-Head!

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"Your mom likes to have
sex with many guys

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and leave you in
a hot car."

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Well, that's true.

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"Your mom got into a fight
to the punches

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with your
social worker."

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Yes.

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I prefer that before
that one of those mothers

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those who care
and they are always there.

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Because that makes you
in a loser.

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Clear.
Those moms suck.

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They always talk like this:

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"I am the mother of
"Jeremy, I came to your play."

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Sure, sure.

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"The work is good,
But the best is Jeremy."

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"Jeremy, I love you."

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If my mom told me that,
I would kick her out of the house.

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Yes, seriously.

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In fact, it's rare that you have
said you, Butt-Head.

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Don't do it again.

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I'll kick your ass.

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You should never laugh at that.

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Beavis, you seem
be upset

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Does the video
generate a conflict?

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Shut up, Butt-Head!

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Do you want to talk
of the topic?

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I'm here for you
if you want to talk.

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Stop it, Butt-Head.

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do you know who
Isn't he here for you?

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Your mom.

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Shut up, Butt-Head.

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This sperm bank
It's pretty cool.

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It barely looks gross.

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TRUE.
Where is the contribution made?

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It seems that we have
to stand in line.

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Do we have to wait
because all these guys

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whip the monkey?

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That old man probably
Don't finish anymore.

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Yes, seriously.

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Well, take your seats, gentlemen.

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The next one?

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How can I help you?

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We want some money.

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Yes.

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They can use
the ATM.

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Oh really?

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Clear.
It's at the entrance.

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Butt-Head, what do we do?

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I think the sperm goes here.

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Wow, it contains a lot.

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I don't think it will arrive.
Maybe if you pick me up...

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Damn, Beavis,
I won't put my hands

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close to you
while you whip the monkey.

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Don't include me.

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I guess I could go up
and pull down my pants.

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There are too many people.
It's strange.

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Damn.
This sperm bank sucks.

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That ATM
it doesn't work at all.

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If there was more privacy,

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probably could
manage, but not like this.

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Do you have an account
with us?

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No, we just arrived
five minutes ago.

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Well, they'll have to do
an initial deposit.

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How do they want to do it?

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I don't know. With the hand, I imagine.

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Unless they have someone
that can help,

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if you understand me.

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I will need a deposit
before you can open the account.

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Okay, but can we do it?
in the bathroom, better?

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If you need the bathroom, it's there.

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Do you have something to look at?
To help a little, you know.

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They have these little magazines.

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Let's see.

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LOW FIXED MONTHLY RATES

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They are just photos of people
in front of a house.

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Not bad.
It can work.

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Hey baby what will you do
in that house? Yes...

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The house... Yes...

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I'm going to enter here.

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Banking is great.

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Well where is it
our money?

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Yes, because I deposited
everywhere.

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Me too.

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Then I think I fell asleep
on someone's desk.

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I will need cash
or check

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and immediately we opened them
the check.

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Do we have to give
money to him?

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Damn, Beavis.

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At least pretend
that you know what you're doing.

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You have to spend money
to win it.

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Don't make me embarrassed.

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It's okay, it's okay.

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Here you go.

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Well, this will be
your temporary checkbook.

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That?

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One moment.
I'll be back with the card.

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Hey, where are you going?
That ass took our money.

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And look, they already made a baby
with our "sperms".

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It's not our baby,
It takes like a month, stupid.

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Clear.

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But maybe it's faster
because there are two of us, right?

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TRUE.

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Hey! Undo this baby.

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We want them to give us back
the "sperms"!

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That's right, we were robbed.

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At least pay us
for the baby we made!

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He went away.

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I guess it's our baby.

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What do we tell him?

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We did it with your mom.

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Come on, Butt-Head, seriously.

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I guess we are
your parents, or something like that.

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Yes.

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Sorry,
but we can't stay.

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Yes, it was great,
but we have to continue on our way.

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Before we go,
we should give it

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any advice, right?
Life.

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Sure, sure, we should.
Let's see.

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I know. You can donate sperm
Go to the bank and they will give you money.

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Not true, stupid.
It didn't work.

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Sure, sure.
Forget it. Sorry.

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Try not to stink.

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Yes. That's enough.
Let's go home.

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WAR STORIES
BY TOM ANDERSON

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Vietnam.

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The United States not only
They fought against the Vietcong,

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but also with the
controversy here in the country.

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After three tours of service,
I was disappointed with the war

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and I left the army.

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Soon I found myself in San Francisco
in what they called

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"The summer of love."

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Hey guys, let's go to the festival
of free love.

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- Yes, cool.
- Psychedelic.

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Astral.

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Wait a moment,
Flower Fruit.

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That water pipe
it's not going to work.

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Look, the board
of the spout is not adjusted.

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And that's how it's going to happen
lots of air.

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Hey, there's a festival
of free love...

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Listen, your lungs
create negative pressure

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what passes the smoke
of marijuana through water.

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But with this seal loose,
you will be inhaling common air.

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And I don't know what you think,
but to me it seems like a letdown.

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Hey, there's a festival
of free love...

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Hey, Flower Fruit,
you can put an end

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to the Vietnam War making him
love your wife fast.

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Or you can end
to the vietnam war

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making love to him
your wife well.

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So let's look at that pipe.

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Do you have a collection
of pipe wrenches?

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The next day I returned to Vietnam
for seven more tours.

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but I imagine
you'll want to know more

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about key collection
of Flower Fruit tube.

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I'll have to leave it
for the next chapter

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from "War Stories
by Tom Anderson."